Wow, people have been recently taking spam comments to the next level. Luckily Akismet, my favorite Wordpress plugin EVER, blocks them all. I have been getting tons of comments that are just massive paragraphs with random words slapped in. Look at my randomness posts, and take the size of the post, but replace all the words with just some random crap, and you will have what the comments look like. So once again, thank you Akismet!