Just Plain Super » Funny http://justplainsuper.net Sun, 23 May 2010 04:41:25 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0 My Commenters are so Smart http://justplainsuper.net/2010/05/22/my-commenters-are-so-smart/ http://justplainsuper.net/2010/05/22/my-commenters-are-so-smart/#comments Sat, 22 May 2010 06:16:27 +0000 Barcode James http://justplainsuper.net/?p=319 I’ve noticed a thing or two with the people who make comments on the posts I make. They make seemingly legit comments, but those comments don’t really relate to the post that they are made on. And I know the reason why. Just look at the website that these people leave… oh wait, you can’t! Thats right, WordPress lets you edit comments before you post them. Also when you leave a comment, I see the ip you had when you made the comment… just thought I would put that out there. So all these people who are making these seemingly legit comments just so you can link to spam and other crap in the website field, please note this: 1. I have it setup so that I have to approve all comments before they show up on my site, and 2. I remove all bullsh*t websites from comments before I approve them. So go ahead and make your comments, I love to get new comments on my website, because I don’t usually get that many comments. Just don’t bother putting anything in the website field unless it is your personal blog/website, because like I said, I remove all bullsh*t links… have a nice day, and thank you for commenting on my website ;)

]]> http://justplainsuper.net/2010/05/22/my-commenters-are-so-smart/feed/ 0 Decal to opt-out of decal program http://justplainsuper.net/2009/04/22/decal-to-opt-out-of-decal-program/ http://justplainsuper.net/2009/04/22/decal-to-opt-out-of-decal-program/#comments Wed, 22 Apr 2009 23:49:30 +0000 Barcode James http://justplainsuper.net/?p=202 vending machine decal

vending machine decal

Quoted from decal: “This Decal is to be placed on those vending machines owned by vending operations not wanting to participate in the vending decal program.”

So in other words, if you don’t want to be part of the vending decal program, put this decal on your vending machine. If someone could please explain that to me, that would be great.

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]]> http://justplainsuper.net/2009/04/16/getting-in-trouble-for-sneezing/feed/ 0 story time #1: defined http://justplainsuper.net/2009/02/28/story-time-1-defined/ http://justplainsuper.net/2009/02/28/story-time-1-defined/#comments Sun, 01 Mar 2009 04:00:16 +0000 Barcode James http://justplainsuper.net/?p=173 jettison-to throw overboard
coronal suture-stiches in the head
shower-a light rain
logos-advertisments
disrate-to reduce in rating
hackney-a horse breed from England
crampons-an iron spike attached to the shoe to prevent slipping while walking on ice

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Here is todays story:

We jettisoned Wally as he hit the water. He then needed a coronal suture. We then had a breif shower of siliceous logos. Later we disrated hackneys and then we bought some crampons… cause it was that time of the year again.

In the comments below, without looking them up, see if you can guess the definition of the bold words. On Saturday, I will post the definitions of the words.

]]> http://justplainsuper.net/2009/02/26/story-time-1/feed/ 0 High Quality Toilet Paper http://justplainsuper.net/2009/02/19/high-quality-toilet-paper/ http://justplainsuper.net/2009/02/19/high-quality-toilet-paper/#comments Thu, 19 Feb 2009 18:24:49 +0000 Barcode James http://justplainsuper.net/?p=154 So the other day I was in the bathroom. As soon as I was done using the bathroom, I looked over at the toilet despenser, and I noticed, THERE WAS NO TOILET PAPER! Franticly I started looking around for some toilet paper, but I couldn’t find any. Just as I was about to give up and just pull my pants up, there it was! I say a twilight book in the stall next to me. So I plucked it up, and I ripped a page out of it, and boy was it absorbant! I finished with my business, and I dropped the book. As soon as I pulled my pants up, I looked down, but the book was GONE! With the sound of a flushing noise, I realized that the owner of the book got up and left… with my high quality toilet paper! I really liked that toilet paper. I guess the moral of this story is… the only thing twilight books are good for is high quality toilet paper.

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A large company, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hired a new CEO.
The new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers.
On a tour of the facilities, the CEO noticed a guy leaning on a wall.
The room was full of workers and he wanted to let them know that he meant business.
He walked up to the guy leaning against the wall and asked, ‘How much money do you make a week? A little surprised, the young man looked at him and replied, I make $400 a week. Why?
The CEO then handed the guy $1,600 in cash and screamed, ‘Here’s four weeks’ pay, now GET OUT and don’t come back.
‘Feeling pretty good about himself the CEO looked around the roomand asked, “Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-ball did around here?
“From across the room came a voice,
‘Pizza delivery guy from Domino’s.’

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Word of advice though, do not watch if you hate the F-bomb (just watch it if you don’t know what the F-bomb is, you’ll find out)

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Funny jokes about children talking to grownups

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