I’ve noticed a thing or two with the people who make comments on the posts I make. They make seemingly legit comments, but those comments don’t really relate to the post that they are made on. And I know the reason why. Just look at the website that these people leave… oh wait, you can’t! [...]
Quoted from decal: “This Decal is to be placed on those vending machines owned by vending operations not wanting to participate in the vending decal program.” So in other words, if you don’t want to be part of the vending decal program, put this decal on your vending machine. If someone could please explain that [...]
So today we had a Macbeth play presentation thinga mabob, and at the end after it was over and the cast was doing question and answer time, I had to sneeze really bad… and when I sneeze, it isn’t a normal sneeze, its an EPIC SNEEZE! Almost the entire room heard it, and then one [...]
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This is a new series that my friend and I started. We will find a list of random words from the dictionary and make a sentence out of it. we will post the definition of the words a day or two later. Here is todays story: We jettisoned Wally as he hit the water. He [...]
So the other day I was in the bathroom. As soon as I was done using the bathroom, I looked over at the toilet despenser, and I noticed, THERE WAS NO TOILET PAPER! Franticly I started looking around for some toilet paper, but I couldn’t find any. Just as I was about to give up [...]
Wow, people have been recently taking spam comments to the next level. Luckily Akismet, my favorite WordPress plugin EVER, blocks them all. I have been getting tons of comments that are just massive paragraphs with random words slapped in. Look at my randomness posts, and take the size of the post, but replace all the [...]
Here is a joke I ran across from funny-haha A large company, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hired a new CEO. The new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers. On a tour of the facilities, the CEO noticed a guy leaning on a wall. The room was full of [...]
Funny as heck video about how not to pick up chicks. I don’t know why, but this has got to be the funniest internet video I have seen. Word of advice though, do not watch if you hate the F-bomb (just watch it if you don’t know what the F-bomb is, you’ll find out)
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