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Archive for the 'Funny' Category

Any thing funny that I find

Story Time #1

Posted by Barcode James on 26th February 2009

This is a new series that my friend and I started. We will find a list of random words from the dictionary and make a sentence out of it. we will post the definition of the words a day or two later.

Here is todays story:

We jettisoned Wally as he hit the water. He then needed a coronal suture. We then had a breif shower of siliceous logos. Later we disrated hackneys and then we bought some crampons… cause it was that time of the year again.

In the comments below, without looking them up, see if you can guess the definition of the bold words. On Saturday, I will post the definitions of the words.

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High Quality Toilet Paper

Posted by Barcode James on 19th February 2009

So the other day I was in the bathroom. As soon as I was done using the bathroom, I looked over at the toilet despenser, and I noticed, THERE WAS NO TOILET PAPER! Franticly I started looking around for some toilet paper, but I couldn’t find any. Just as I was about to give up and just pull my pants up, there it was! I say a twilight book in the stall next to me. So I plucked it up, and I ripped a page out of it, and boy was it absorbant! I finished with my business, and I dropped the book. As soon as I pulled my pants up, I looked down, but the book was GONE! With the sound of a flushing noise, I realized that the owner of the book got up and left… with my high quality toilet paper! I really liked that toilet paper. I guess the moral of this story is… the only thing twilight books are good for is high quality toilet paper.

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joke:New Boss

Posted by Barcode James on 11th July 2008

Here is a joke I ran across from funny-haha

A large company, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hired a new CEO.
The new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers.
On a tour of the facilities, the CEO noticed a guy leaning on a wall.
The room was full of workers and he wanted to let them know that he meant business.
He walked up to the guy leaning against the wall and asked, ‘How much money do you make a week? A little surprised, the young man looked at him and replied, I make $400 a week. Why?
The CEO then handed the guy $1,600 in cash and screamed, ‘Here’s four weeks’ pay, now GET OUT and don’t come back.
‘Feeling pretty good about himself the CEO looked around the roomand asked, “Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-ball did around here?
“From across the room came a voice,
‘Pizza delivery guy from Domino’s.’

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How Not to Pick up Chicks

Posted by Barcode James on 21st June 2008

Funny as heck video about how not to pick up chicks. I don’t know why, but this has got to be the funniest internet video I have seen.

Word of advice though, do not watch if you hate the F-bomb (just watch it if you don’t know what the F-bomb is, you’ll find out)

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Security Camera Fails!

Posted by Barcode James on 26th April 2008

Security Camera Fail

Funny as heck picture of a security camera that can’t do it’s job do to…well just look at it and you will see.

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