High Quality Toilet Paper
Posted by Barcode James on February 19th, 2009
So the other day I was in the bathroom. As soon as I was done using the bathroom, I looked over at the toilet despenser, and I noticed, THERE WAS NO TOILET PAPER! Franticly I started looking around for some toilet paper, but I couldn’t find any. Just as I was about to give up and just pull my pants up, there it was! I say a twilight book in the stall next to me. So I plucked it up, and I ripped a page out of it, and boy was it absorbant! I finished with my business, and I dropped the book. As soon as I pulled my pants up, I looked down, but the book was GONE! With the sound of a flushing noise, I realized that the owner of the book got up and left… with my high quality toilet paper! I really liked that toilet paper. I guess the moral of this story is… the only thing twilight books are good for is high quality toilet paper.