alright this post is stupid I forgot what i was gonna put in it! The other day I was driving home in a jeep that seriously road walked to the right, like it wanted to get smashed into a million pieces. the whole time i was driving i thought i was going to die! so i killed someone to make me feel better. now what else should i put in here? uh, ok lets think. I talked about almost dieing and then i talked about someone actually dieing and then… i think i see a pattern here. NINJA! sorry random ninja out burst there. now where was i? oh yeah what should i put in here.  I wonder… can ninjas kill people over the internet? yes yes ninjas can… well i can anyway, i just sent a kill-mail over the web, where when you open it my hand shoots out of your screen and kills you in .2564482123488766 seconds. so there is no time for reaction! so you DIE!!! have you ever thought that ninjas only kill for a living. well that is entirely wrong ninjas kill to make people die for money ninjas cant kill people so they are living -_- skills, i have skills to do that but i dont think its very fun when i do, cause then i get sued and then i gotta kill more than just one guy so i win the case….. well actually i never show up i just kill everyone and then leave. crap i ripped my jacket…. now im going to be a cold ninja oh well i’ll just kill you for your jacket! ok ok ok ok oooookAy! joke time! what is the difference between chopped beef or peasoup? wait for it wait for it…. NINJAS! wait thats not right anyone can pea soup but no one can chop beef oh wait….. he just said put the food on my bill….. no wait he was a giraffe! so he didnt have a bill just a big check at the end of the meal…. and everyone knows giraffes dont have money to pay for food so he RAN AWAY! and if anyone has seen a giraffe by the name of george the giraffe? gimme a call he owes me money!